1 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:31,350 Thanks for watching! 2 00:01:35,810 --> 00:01:37,790 Here you go, Grandad, just in front of you. 3 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:42,370 And your health. 4 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:43,850 Cheers. 5 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:57,290 Look what just wandered in. 6 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:00,170 Not like the usual geriatrics you get in here. 7 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,190 Obviously not you, Grandad. 8 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:06,820 He's scanning the room. 9 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:10,259 And? And he's clocked those bunch of pillocks on the far table. 10 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:18,500 He's saying he's got time to kill. 11 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:25,000 His train's delayed or something. 12 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:28,760 They've fallen for it. I could have seen that coming a mile off. Speak for 13 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,140 yourself. Sorry. 14 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,460 Has he displayed it yet? 15 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,540 Yeah. Best seats in the house, eh, Grandad? Yeah, man. 16 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:51,020 There is nothing in this world more satisfying than the sound of the perfect 17 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,020 break. 18 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,080 The sound of inevitability. 19 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,300 I was nine when I first stepped foot into a pool hall. 20 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,920 It's hard to explain the sense of awe I felt when witnessing the quiet reverence 21 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,180 and focus of the professional pool player. 22 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:10,860 Rows of cool, calm, highly skilled men. 23 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:12,340 And they were men. 24 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:17,480 Local legends with colourful handles who played with style, flair and panache. 25 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:20,360 I wanted nothing more than to be like them. 26 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,300 I'd like to be each and every one of them. 27 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:27,660 I played 28 games in four straight hours against Charlie Chalk. 28 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,540 Now, you wouldn't have heard of him. That's how he would have wanted it. I 29 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:33,720 15 at the time. 30 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:35,920 I felt like a god. 31 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:39,650 As well as taking Chalk's spot, I took his name too. 32 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:44,490 I also went home with a healthy wad of cash, around two grand in twenties and 33 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:45,490 tens to be exact. 34 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:51,750 It was then I knew I could play anyone, 35 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:57,470 anywhere, and fill my pocket. 36 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,600 Wake up. 37 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,040 Wake up. 38 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:13,660 You're dead. 39 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,060 You can see that you're breathing. 40 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,120 Wake up. 41 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,480 You still owe me for them extras. 42 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:01,860 No wonder you're dead to the world. 43 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,760 Who drinks vodka like that? 44 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:06,720 It's not natural. 45 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,100 You got a problem, you know that. 46 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:21,800 And you did owe me powder. 47 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,270 I know you can hear me. 48 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:29,930 You owe me. 49 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:32,750 Wake the fuck up! 50 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:35,410 Right. 51 00:06:37,810 --> 00:06:39,310 I know you've got money. 52 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:42,350 You were flattering around last night like Johnny Big Bollocks. 53 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,500 Elliot? 54 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,280 Are you some sort of snooker player? 55 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,280 Who? 56 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:12,860 Me money. 57 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,640 It's in me boot. 58 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:18,060 Me key fock. 59 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,760 Fockin' sting. 60 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,720 Mel V. 61 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:28,820 D. 62 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,900 Or the boot. 63 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,760 Niki Batten. 64 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,280 Take it and fog off. 65 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,640 Okay. 66 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,600 Mikey Dex! 67 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:29,839 You all right, kid? 68 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,840 Don't kid me. 69 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,660 Hey, nice work. You're getting good at this. What do you think you're doing? 70 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:34,880 Taking me money back. 71 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:35,940 Do you? 72 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,080 Yeah. The pen's done it. 73 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:39,899 On what? 74 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,060 On how much of this is mine. 75 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,360 Is that so? 76 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,860 Yeah. Could just not bother asking. 77 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:49,800 Tell everyone you touched me. Fucking... Keep the money and watch my dad fuck 78 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,800 you in the street. 79 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:56,160 Your dad'll fuck me in the... Never mind. I believe you. Right. How much? 80 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:59,280 Sixty. Do I have an handle? 81 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,000 I'm not a fucking mug. 82 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,800 Come on, give it. 83 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,440 Well, that one almost got away. 84 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,220 We might let the next one go. 85 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,500 Look, you owe those kids. 86 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,000 Sixty. Thirty. 87 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,880 Sixty. Four. 88 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,900 Sixty. Fuck it, I'll give it to you. 89 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:23,560 It's all there. 90 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,320 You've got trust issues. 91 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:29,280 The only issue I've got is getting fleeced by a Poundland honey boo -boo. 92 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:30,139 fuck off. 93 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,300 Mama June needs a meth. 94 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,720 Hey. 95 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,140 What do you say? 96 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,260 Nice doing business with you. 97 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,960 That's more like it, I think. 98 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,660 That is a very fitting apron. 99 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,240 Come, Charlie. 100 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:53,340 Bye, Charlie. 101 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,160 Do you know if any good poor horns around here? 102 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:12,980 Lad, quit fucking about or you're all out. Fine, dear, lovely, just messing 103 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,520 about. I mean it. 104 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:16,900 Fine, 105 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,820 all right, you're all out. Right, all right. 106 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,940 Yeah, that's what I thought. 107 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,140 What do you 108 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:37,080 think about the local 109 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,080 talent? 110 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,440 What? 111 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:42,580 Your type, is it? Part simian, part man -child. 112 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:45,420 Honestly? I speak no other language. 113 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,120 It wasn't me. 114 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,740 Too many bad dates for me to figure that out. 115 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:52,320 Amongst the sweaty ball sacks and stale beer. 116 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:56,320 Oh, sorry, love. I was taken in by her sparkling repartee. 117 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:57,459 Same again? 118 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:58,460 Cheers. OK. 119 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:04,140 Oi, lads! Quit fucking about or you are all barred permanently! 120 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,440 Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on them. 121 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,920 Oh, thanks, love. 122 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,560 That's a load off. 123 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,760 Sorry. 124 00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:41,950 I finally caught up with you. 125 00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:45,250 What are you doing, mate? I'm cooking a chicken. Do you think I'm a fool? 126 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:46,770 Why ask? 127 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:49,570 Mind how you talk to me. What can I do for you, boss lady? 128 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:50,830 You know me. 129 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,390 I'm not one to fuck. 130 00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,730 I leave it to your own devices. 131 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,170 And you know why I do that, Jeff? 132 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:57,510 Do you know why I do that? 133 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,250 You're what we call a fucking idiot back home. 134 00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:05,010 But now you're an idiot that owes me rent. 135 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:09,310 Not a problem, boss lady. 136 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,080 Oh, really? When can I expect it, then? 137 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,780 First thing tomorrow afternoon. 138 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,560 Really? Really. 139 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,400 I don't know why I'm getting the feeling you're trying to play me. You think I 140 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:28,020 don't see you in this dump with the women drinking and all of that, thinking 141 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,320 you're a big man in the liquor house. 142 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:34,200 Lord, have mercy upon this blood -cloth fool. For him to know the divine love 143 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,800 and compassion you have for dumb people, even like him. 144 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:52,020 If you do a runner, if you even think of running, see my man, I'm going to find 145 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:58,500 you. And when I find you, I'm going to chop off your blood, clout, bollocks. 146 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,500 hear me? 147 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,960 Now have a nice day. 148 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,270 Got a bit of time to kill. 149 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:36,990 My train was delayed. Saw this place and thought a few games of pool would be 150 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:37,990 ideal. 151 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:40,590 Ideal. 152 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:42,730 Right. 153 00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:46,210 So, you guys play for money? 154 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,480 That's fine, that'll be alright. 155 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,020 Yes, fine, thank you. 156 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:28,820 Uh, just... that... and... a little 157 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,040 vodka, the little cute Russian fella there. 158 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,880 Hey, how many roubles do you want for that? 159 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,520 Do svidaniya! 160 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,400 Sorry. 161 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,320 Come on, lad. 162 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,380 Don't be dicks now. 163 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,140 Just trying to have a friendly game of pool. 164 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,120 Don't mind these Muppets. 165 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080 It's all right. 166 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,940 So, what do you want to put in? 167 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:47,819 Tenner again? 168 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:48,820 20. 169 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,140 20? 170 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,300 Minimum, obviously. 171 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,100 All right, 20. 172 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,440 Come in there, mate. 173 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920 What's your name again? 174 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200 Charlie. 175 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,079 I love me a little Charlie. 176 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,140 Hey, Charlie. 177 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,119 I'm Gary. 178 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,160 Pleasure. 179 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,359 Who's that? Is that the missus, Charlie? 180 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:21,880 You're asking me if anyone knows what's going on? 181 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,280 I mean, I've wiped this room. 182 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:26,079 No. 183 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,640 It's only been a month's days, right? 184 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,610 Yeah, sure. 185 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:33,730 Anyone else want to place a bet? 186 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:35,090 Yeah, I'll go in the area above. 187 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:39,970 There you have the play, Charlie. 188 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,350 So, 80 from me? 189 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:43,950 Yep. 190 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:47,970 This is exciting, isn't it? 191 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,410 160. 192 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:54,370 Say it turns in the pot. 193 00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:58,590 If I want 20 up this side of Ireland, and if you get lucky today... 194 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,960 I think that's enough talk, don't you? 195 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,540 Beautiful. Like a brick. 196 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,360 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. 197 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,920 Oh, Nightmare Charlie. 198 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,520 You mean for a friendly game you ended up getting from the bank? 199 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,050 Don't worry, Charlie. 200 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,310 We'll be over soon. 201 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:15,070 Things when you're spectating in a game that you really should be playing. 202 00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:20,670 Well 203 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:28,330 played. 204 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,950 Hope you learned something today, Charlie. 205 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,750 I certainly did. 206 00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,730 Go again You want to go again? 207 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:43,610 Yeah, I think I can do better next time you fuck all the first time Yeah, 208 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:48,270 and I cleared the whole table. You just stood there and watch exactly so I think 209 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:55,230 I could do better Double or nothing I'm 210 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:59,970 actually enjoying your company Come on Gary 211 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:04,630 I'm good for a few more games. Unless, of course, you don't have the 40 quid 212 00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:06,630 each to see me. We can call it quits. 213 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,210 I mean, minimum stakes. 214 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,810 Isn't that right, Gary? 215 00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:27,230 So, let me get this right. 216 00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,570 That's 320 in total. 217 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:34,430 If I lose, you're each £40 up. 218 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:39,150 If I win, I'm £160 up on the bet. Is that right? 219 00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:40,710 I think that's right. 220 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:42,970 I've never done anything like this before. 221 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:44,690 Really? 222 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:49,230 You hold on to my money bubble. 223 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:52,410 I don't want to have to come after you now, do I? 224 00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:00,530 One of you gents grab me a drink from the bar. 225 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:02,610 Yeah, sure. 226 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:04,210 What do you want? What are you doing? 227 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,390 Getting him a drink? 228 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:11,050 I'll have a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc, if they have it, with a single 229 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,230 cube. Gary? 230 00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:15,470 Good. 231 00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:23,190 Bunch of muppet. 232 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:25,010 I can see that. 233 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,380 It's alright. 234 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,340 I think that's enough short, don't you? 235 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,120 Take your choice. Can I just stop you right there, Gary? 236 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,040 What? 237 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:56,920 Nothing. 238 00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:58,860 I just wanted you to stop. 239 00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:15,830 What a nightmare. 240 00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:24,090 Gary, Gary, Gary. 241 00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:30,470 Thing, doesn't it? 242 00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:56,150 Where do you come from? Done. 243 00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:57,470 Yeah, you can take that. 244 00:22:57,730 --> 00:22:58,830 Still working on me brew. 245 00:22:59,530 --> 00:23:00,530 You. 246 00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:03,689 Turty pig. 247 00:23:03,690 --> 00:23:04,690 Not wrong. 248 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,510 Bacon's shit, you know. 249 00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:16,050 Absolutely macabre of what we're going to do. 250 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:17,330 I don't know. 251 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:18,350 I don't know. 252 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,420 Come on, Gary, man, what the fuck? What the fuck, bro? I don't know. 253 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,180 You didn't even hit a single ball. Come on, man, do something about it, bro. 254 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,220 What the fuck? 255 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,680 Right, I'm off. 256 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,060 Make sure you take the bins out before you lock up. Got that? 257 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,720 Mm -hmm. Got that? 258 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,180 Yeah. Repeat. 259 00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:37,580 Right, I'm off. Make sure the bins are taken out before you lock up. Look at 260 00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:38,499 that. 261 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,500 Slut ass. 262 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:40,980 Good luck. 263 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,540 Gary, that money was my mum's. 264 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,060 Want to go again? 265 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,840 What the fuck was that? 266 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,740 That was me, clearing the table with you while you watched. 267 00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,480 Pretty sure you catch a train before you miss it altogether, mate. 268 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,700 Don't worry about that, I've got loads of time. 269 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:04,360 Look, one more game. 270 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,200 Winner takes all. 271 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,680 Yours? 272 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,240 There's only one way to find out. 273 00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,180 Your fuck. 274 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,400 Thought he should have got a train home. 275 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,520 He had to push a lot. 276 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,860 I wouldn't do that, fuck. Bubble, knock him out if he makes any more noise. 277 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,120 Careful now, Bubble. 278 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,980 Right, I'm going to stick that phone right up your ass. 279 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,440 Answer it. 280 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,200 I guess I'll call back later. 281 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,800 Take your fucking shot. 282 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,460 Put the money on the table there, Bubba. There's a good lad. 283 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,240 Dankeschön, mein Bruder. 284 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,160 Bottom left pocket. 285 00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:45,409 Large whiskey. 286 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:46,410 Ice. 287 00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:47,649 No wine? 288 00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:49,190 Oh, God, no. I can't stand the stuff. 289 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:52,150 I think we just got played, you know. 290 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:53,750 You think? 291 00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:57,310 I'm no gynecologist, but I know a twat wanna see one. 292 00:25:57,810 --> 00:25:58,930 I thought he was nice. 293 00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:01,070 Shut up, man. 294 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:02,690 Huh? 295 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,640 I think you... What you think is going to happen and what actually is going to 296 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,500 happen are two vastly different things. Let me finish! 297 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,560 Now you can try your luck with me and end up getting hurt, and believe me, it 298 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,560 will hurt. 299 00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:32,780 So turn around, walk out that door, while you, that slab of meat you call a 300 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:34,540 head, are still firmly fixed to the rest of you. 301 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200 Comprende? 302 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:39,580 Well, fuck off then. 303 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,160 Is there something you want to say? 304 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:12,520 I watch you play. 305 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,760 And? 306 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,200 And there is no gambling here. 307 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,460 Gambling? Yeah. 308 00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:21,960 Are you asking me to leave? 309 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,140 It's okay. I don't like them anyway. 310 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,320 They are... balanced. 311 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,560 Like I said, I don't gamble. 312 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,600 Look, you don't happen to know a guy who comes in here calling himself Mr... 313 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,440 Yeah, why the fuck are you fucking paying me, my friend? 314 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,580 You're right, it is all about being confident, isn't it? 315 00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,420 What about him? 316 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,820 Who? This crappy guy. 317 00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:02,660 Carry on. 318 00:29:22,129 --> 00:29:25,550 I'm telling you, I'm just as surprised as you are, pal. Honestly. 319 00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:28,570 Oh, right. 320 00:29:28,610 --> 00:29:30,850 Does anyone else want to get fucked? 321 00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:42,250 That ain't no your fault, Tom. Come on. 322 00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:47,389 All right. 323 00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:48,390 Yes, 324 00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:52,310 please, love. 325 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:11,850 Seems to be having an impressive winning streak out there. 326 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:16,930 The balls just seem to want to go home. It's my lucky day. What can I say? 327 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:18,390 Sure. 328 00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:20,210 I'm Charlie. 329 00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:21,870 Jack. 330 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:23,750 Let me get this. 331 00:30:24,150 --> 00:30:25,150 Nice one. 332 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:26,970 Cider and black, please, love. 333 00:30:28,810 --> 00:30:30,050 It's a beautiful language. 334 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:36,230 Our friendly bartender here tells me there's a zero tolerance on gambling. 335 00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:40,780 Yep. She also tells me there's a zero tolerance on bellends, too. 336 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:42,920 Which one are you, Jack? 337 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:44,260 I don't know. 338 00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:46,660 Me? I'm a proper bellend. 339 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,020 Cheers. 340 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,640 One thing you are is a good pool player. 341 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:53,259 I'm lucky. 342 00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:54,260 It's just luck. 343 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,460 If you say so. 344 00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,960 Up the bum, no babies. 345 00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:13,660 Same again, please, love. 346 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:17,500 Anna. And a packet of crisps as well. 347 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,720 Oh, wait. 348 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,080 Are you just going to watch him? 349 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:37,540 Like that. 350 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,860 Four grand there. 351 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,840 Why? 352 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:45,290 I'm going to buy our new friend a strong drink every 10 to 15 minutes until he 353 00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:46,290 can barely stand. 354 00:31:47,290 --> 00:31:48,370 He's already drunk. 355 00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:52,290 I'm going to be drinking also. Just make sure mine are non -alcoholic. 356 00:31:52,770 --> 00:31:55,630 Okay. So, what's this for? 357 00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:59,010 That's the money you're going to lend me later when I'm broke and desperate. 358 00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:00,630 Oh. 359 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:02,410 Okay. 360 00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:17,540 It breaks my heart to do this, lad. 361 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:23,220 Hey, next time you're down, you feel free to gang up on poor old Jack. 362 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,480 Fancy a game? 363 00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:35,680 Fancy? A game? 364 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,060 I was just about to fuck off home, mate. 365 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,740 You've played everyone else here. Now you want to leave? 366 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,240 What about me? 367 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:43,660 What about you? 368 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,040 Why don't you play me? 369 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:47,110 Do you even play pool? 370 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:48,550 I'm here all night. 371 00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:51,950 Right. How about a little cash incentive? Make it interesting. 372 00:32:52,390 --> 00:32:53,510 I thought you might say that. 373 00:32:53,970 --> 00:32:55,610 I think I need a drink first. 374 00:32:56,530 --> 00:32:57,530 Want one? 375 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:00,390 Tequila. 376 00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:02,850 Vodka. You bang on, pal. 377 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,250 And I play glove. 378 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,670 Oh, make it a screwdriver. 379 00:33:07,450 --> 00:33:08,450 A screwdriver? 380 00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:11,010 It's vitamin C. It's good for you, isn't it? 381 00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:12,430 Of course. 382 00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:19,410 To the Queen. 383 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:22,970 RuPaul. Congratulations, everyone. 384 00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:42,110 Good night. 385 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,210 Lookie dang. 386 00:34:06,890 --> 00:34:09,469 What will you perceive when this lucky streak of yours ends? 387 00:34:10,030 --> 00:34:11,929 To be fair, you'll probably write me on the next one. 388 00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:14,130 In days. 389 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:20,190 I've... I've... I've realized I'm fucking... 390 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:38,050 I'd love to play another game, but you've done me for two grand already. 391 00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:40,449 You're going to have to call it a day. 392 00:34:41,429 --> 00:34:42,429 It's a shame. 393 00:34:42,650 --> 00:34:43,650 And it's World Cup. 394 00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:45,830 Well, we'll have to call it a day anyway. 395 00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:48,070 You couldn't lend us some cash, could you? 396 00:34:48,290 --> 00:34:49,290 How much? 397 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,409 Three grand should do it. 398 00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:54,489 I mean, we can't win forever, can we? 399 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,750 Hmm. 400 00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:03,670 Okay. 401 00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:08,030 You've been an absolute sport. 402 00:35:08,990 --> 00:35:10,510 Oh, mate, it's my pleasure. 403 00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:12,650 What the hell? 404 00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:14,670 I'm going to put it all in. 405 00:35:15,970 --> 00:35:17,970 All on the line, last game. 406 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,330 Three grand. What do you say? 407 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,750 All in. 408 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:24,810 One for the road? 409 00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:26,350 Rum. 410 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,230 A gentleman would like a rum. 411 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:30,950 Captain Jack. 412 00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:32,750 He's too drunk. 413 00:35:33,210 --> 00:35:34,250 That's the whole point. 414 00:35:55,150 --> 00:35:58,810 One, two, three, four, come on baby, say you love me. 415 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:08,330 Sorry 416 00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:18,750 Jack, 417 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:21,470 but I'm afraid this could be the end of your lucky streak. 418 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,480 He's stubborn. 419 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,380 Quick! 420 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:31,880 Time to go. 421 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,319 I'm gone. 422 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,320 Have I lost? 423 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,160 That's it. 424 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,640 What? 425 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:45,860 Jack, I never want to see you here again. 426 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:49,660 Before I pass across, you make your excuses and leave. 427 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,640 Listen to me! 428 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,520 You can't be hustling here anymore. 429 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000 You alright getting home? 430 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,360 I'm good. 431 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,060 Sure? 432 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,420 I'm good! 433 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,620 Hibs and Spice. Crisp. 434 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,180 On air. 435 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:25,740 There's a monkey there. Can you earn that? 436 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:36,839 Here, bit. 437 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,540 What? You earned that. Couldn't have done it without you. 438 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,360 No, it doesn't seem right. 439 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:47,660 Think of it as the money you've lost from the punters you hustled out the 440 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,600 Yeah, but he didn't beat them by getting them drunk. 441 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,960 It's choice. 442 00:38:54,029 --> 00:38:55,930 Maybe he was too good for you to be sober. 443 00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:02,830 If you were a nice guy, you would make sure he got in a taxi. 444 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:16,390 How you doing, mate? 445 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,930 You can fuck off, mate. 446 00:39:20,310 --> 00:39:22,070 I came out here to see if you're alright. 447 00:39:22,690 --> 00:39:23,690 And? 448 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,580 I don't think you're all right. 449 00:39:26,060 --> 00:39:27,160 And whose fault's that? 450 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,820 Well, it certainly weren't mine. 451 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,220 You like a drink, don't you? 452 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,220 You fucking conned me. 453 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,860 The only thing I know is that you were too drunk to win. 454 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,360 And you're sober than none. How convenient. 455 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,020 The oldest trick in the book, and I fucking fell for it. 456 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,160 I hope you learned a lesson from me. 457 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,580 I learned not to trust smarmy twats like you. 458 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:53,400 What do you mean, like you, exactly? 459 00:39:55,759 --> 00:39:56,759 All right, mate. 460 00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:01,380 Play me sober and see what happens. I've never lost a game. 461 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,940 Never, ever, ever. 462 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,519 Come on. 463 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,520 Ever. 464 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:06,660 Where do you live? 465 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,620 Ever. I'll pay for your cab home. 466 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:10,360 Oh, what, with my fucking money? 467 00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:14,200 Well, fine, if you don't want my help. I don't want your help. What I do want is 468 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,200 to fight you. 469 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,379 Come on. 470 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:19,320 I'll have a fight and then we'll see who the fucking Johnny Big Bollocks is, 471 00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:21,020 won't we? You're drunk. It'll be unfair. 472 00:40:21,610 --> 00:40:23,210 Oh, now you're worried about unfair. 473 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:26,550 You can fuck. You need to go home and sleep it off. 474 00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:30,210 You need to find me. You find me, brat. 475 00:40:33,810 --> 00:40:35,210 I'm going to stop you right there. 476 00:40:35,450 --> 00:40:37,130 You broke my fucking nose. 477 00:40:37,510 --> 00:40:38,810 You're lucky that's not all I broke. 478 00:40:39,350 --> 00:40:40,350 I'm sorry. 479 00:40:40,650 --> 00:40:43,390 I'm sorry, Charlie. I didn't mean to call you a... Jack! 480 00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:45,030 I'm sorry. 481 00:40:45,290 --> 00:40:46,290 I'm sorry. 482 00:40:46,490 --> 00:40:47,490 Jesus. 483 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:44,600 Yeah, it's me. 484 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,100 Put the kettle on. 485 00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:48,360 Black. No sugar. 486 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:59,620 Nice pad. 487 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,040 No, it's not. 488 00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:03,340 It's a chateau. 489 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,520 Yeah, you're right. 490 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,260 It is a chateau. 491 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 How you feeling? 492 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,660 How do you know where I live? 493 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,720 You obviously don't remember, but I put you in a cab last night after our little 494 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,320 rumble. 495 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,640 It's a 20 there, mate. 496 00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:31,280 So what's the story? 497 00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:34,140 What? 498 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,080 What happened here? 499 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,880 I may have had a bit of a wobble. 500 00:43:10,509 --> 00:43:12,610 I was chatting with your landlady earlier. 501 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:16,230 What? The Pink Panther. Is she here? Nice woman, actually. 502 00:43:16,830 --> 00:43:18,350 We were chatting about what you owe her. 503 00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:21,030 Yeah, well, she'd have been paid if you hadn't have fought me over. 504 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,250 I paid her. 505 00:43:22,650 --> 00:43:23,650 You paid her? 506 00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:26,210 I paid her the money you owe her. 507 00:43:27,050 --> 00:43:28,050 You're welcome. 508 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:32,460 That should cover everything my brother owes you. Thank you for being so patient 509 00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:33,439 and understanding. 510 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,540 Jack is always going on and on at church about what a wonderful landlady you 511 00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:38,540 are. Church? 512 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,420 My big bro has helped me through some... some dark times. 513 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,240 Jack is the one who helps show me the light. 514 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:48,720 You terrible rabbit. 515 00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:52,560 Can I just say, that is a smashing gilet. 516 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,260 I don't like the sound of this. 517 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,680 What's not to like? 518 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,140 That now I'm in your fucking pocket. The only thing you're now in is the clear. 519 00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:05,160 Again, you're welcome. 520 00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:19,840 That's that Tommy Scharf behind you. 521 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,500 Tap. 522 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:26,820 Right. Do you want us to do a run? 523 00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:28,540 As a team, and hustle. 524 00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,600 For the millionth time, yes. 525 00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:32,660 As a team? Yes. 526 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,238 Me and you? 527 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,660 Yes. We need to go to you, then we stray. 528 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:42,460 Yes. After anything we win, we split 50 -50. But we need each other to make this 529 00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:43,460 work. 530 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:47,260 And you're not going to try and slip me the old stiff one -eye, are you? I don't 531 00:44:47,260 --> 00:44:48,260 even know what that means. 532 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,920 What makes you think I need you? 533 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000 You are one of the best pool players I have ever seen. 534 00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:56,180 For your liability. 535 00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:58,460 Bit harsh, innit? Fair. 536 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,580 You need a wingman to help keep you focused. 537 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:06,560 So there'll be no excessive drinking, no women and no drugs. 538 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,620 Tons of fun you, aren't you? 539 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,480 Do you want to pay me back? 540 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,980 No, not really. I didn't ask you to pay me debts off, did I? 541 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:15,940 True. 542 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,459 Thank you. 543 00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:19,460 You're welcome. 544 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,460 You all right, love? 545 00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:25,940 She clearly loves me. She's just too shy to say. 546 00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:28,390 Sure. I'll never understand women. 547 00:45:28,730 --> 00:45:30,390 I find that half a belief. 548 00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:34,690 I could just tell you to fuck off. Yeah, you could. 549 00:45:35,370 --> 00:45:36,490 Could. Do it. 550 00:45:37,190 --> 00:45:38,350 And see what happens. 551 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:40,750 How will that happen? 552 00:45:41,850 --> 00:45:43,230 You don't want to find out. 553 00:45:46,190 --> 00:45:47,390 You've got fuck all. 554 00:45:47,730 --> 00:45:48,730 But you know what? 555 00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:50,650 I'm in. This might be good for me. 556 00:45:58,670 --> 00:45:59,730 Why didn't you just ask for my help? 557 00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:01,130 Would you have helped if I did? 558 00:46:01,910 --> 00:46:02,910 Fuck no. 559 00:46:04,870 --> 00:46:05,930 Have you got any tiramisu? 560 00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:07,390 No. 561 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:08,910 Gasol? No. 562 00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:10,370 Frem brulee? 563 00:46:10,650 --> 00:46:11,650 No. 564 00:46:12,330 --> 00:46:13,330 See, well it's me. 565 00:46:13,850 --> 00:46:14,850 Fancy a drink? 566 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:16,230 No. 567 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Hello? Who's this? 568 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:51,500 Hello, Emily. 569 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,200 That's a very nice name. 570 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,500 Is your mummy there? 571 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,500 No, what's she doing? 572 00:47:00,540 --> 00:47:01,580 No, I'm her friend. 573 00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:03,940 Are you having a nice day? What have you been doing? 574 00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:09,100 Oh, that's... Yeah. 575 00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:12,720 Can you do me a favour, darling? 576 00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:14,620 Can you tell your mummy? 577 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,480 Daddy misses her and you very much. 578 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:19,360 And he's going to come and see you soon. 579 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,920 Yeah. 580 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:23,860 What are you going to tell your mummy, darling? 581 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,320 That's a good girl. 582 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,840 All right, darling? 583 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:31,500 Yeah. 584 00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:32,820 All right. 585 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,840 Done? Yeah, we're done. 586 00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:49,140 Here, give us a sip. 587 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:51,859 The fuck? 588 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:54,700 I need you with a clear head. That was my last can. Good. 589 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:58,300 That's bang out of order. The last time you drank, I did you for every penny. 590 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,620 Remember? Yeah, and it would remember it was you that got me drunk. 591 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,160 Yeah, and I remember how easy it was. 592 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,640 Look, I need you straight and focused. 593 00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:09,560 Apparently, you've never been beat, but all I see is an alcoholic loser. 594 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,300 Are we going to fight again, Jack? 595 00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:19,730 Chop, chop. 596 00:48:21,410 --> 00:48:22,269 Hang on. 597 00:48:22,270 --> 00:48:23,630 Why do you use my phone? 598 00:48:23,970 --> 00:48:28,110 Not any pimps, drug dealers and traps use phone, but... Oh, yeah. 599 00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:29,529 Makes sense. 600 00:48:29,530 --> 00:48:31,470 There are some things I'd like to keep personal. 601 00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:33,770 Sounds like you don't trust me. I don't. 602 00:48:34,070 --> 00:48:35,250 Do you even have a phone? 603 00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:36,950 No credit. 604 00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:39,070 It's got snake on it, though, and the battery lasts for days. 605 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,420 Okay, so first stop, Paul. 606 00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:06,760 Oh, that kind of gaff. 607 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:11,780 If your kind of gaff is drinking piss -warm lager with hateful racist 608 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,940 then this place is definitely for you. 609 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,540 Right. Well, why are we here? 610 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:23,820 I'm not going to fit in, and you're... I'm, you know, thingy. 611 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,280 Thingy? 612 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:31,600 Yes, Jack, I'm thingy. But I prefer mixed race or biracial. 613 00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:35,520 Yeah. Ask us. 614 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,600 Are you from the past or something? 615 00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:44,220 Before we do this, I need to go through how this plays out. 616 00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:49,160 If we go in there with the same old game, and we put a foot wrong, we're 617 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,280 fucked. Why do it? Why this shit hole? 618 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:57,760 Because, as you so elegantly put it, me being thingy would serve us very well in 619 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,760 a place like this. 620 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,240 With the hustle I've got planned. 621 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,540 We both need to be on the same page. 622 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,400 Okay. 623 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,640 I need you to go in first and play the drum. 624 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,880 I'm sure it won't be a stretch. 625 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,120 It's a role you were born to play. 626 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,380 Rude. 627 00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:29,060 It's important you make your presence known by everybody there. 628 00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:34,930 All right, lad? 629 00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:39,910 Good evening, Sam. 630 00:50:40,690 --> 00:50:41,690 All right. 631 00:50:45,590 --> 00:50:47,410 You think you've got enough flak? 632 00:50:49,510 --> 00:50:50,990 Meg, should you even be in here? 633 00:50:52,990 --> 00:50:54,650 Well, I'm glad to drink you over that. 634 00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:56,830 Lager? 635 00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,370 Oh, that was delicious. 636 00:50:58,850 --> 00:50:59,850 I'll try one. 637 00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,880 Get comfortable tableside and start to make friends. 638 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,300 You don't mind, do you, lad? 639 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,499 Hi, mate. 640 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,439 What's your name? 641 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,440 Uh, Gary. 642 00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:10,740 I'm a Gary as well. 643 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:12,960 That's a Gary. 644 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,160 So's he. 645 00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:16,720 And that's another one there. But we call him Gaz. 646 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,560 He's a dickhead. 647 00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:21,140 I suppose it gets a bit confusing otherwise. 648 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,700 Why would it be confusing? 649 00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:29,120 No, I just meant, like, because, um, if you... Just fucking with you. 650 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,720 I knew that. 651 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,600 I need you to flash a healthy stack of cash. 652 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,660 Let them know you've got money and it's burning a hole in your pocket. 653 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,400 Fuck me, you knock somebody out with that. 654 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,820 I'll stay out in the car for about an hour. 655 00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:49,080 That should give you enough time to get acquainted with the locals. 656 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,480 Ingratiate yourself with everyone. 657 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,080 Dinero. 658 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,320 Eating a banana. 659 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,880 Be good enough to stand out as a competent player. 660 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,620 All right, get your money out then. 661 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,400 20 quid, 20 quid. 662 00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:15,580 Yeah, all right, 20 quid. Win a few games, but be drunk enough to lose some 663 00:52:15,580 --> 00:52:16,580 well. 664 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:17,740 Oh, come on! 665 00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:23,060 I'm going to turn it down on this one. 666 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:26,680 Remember, you're playing drunk. I need you sober. 667 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:28,260 No going method. 668 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:45,380 I may have to try a little bit harder to get in, but I'll be right behind you. 669 00:52:48,020 --> 00:52:51,300 I'll keep myself to myself and camp at the bar. 670 00:53:02,830 --> 00:53:03,830 That's why I'm lying, mate. 671 00:53:11,370 --> 00:53:12,370 Cheers. 672 00:53:15,090 --> 00:53:17,110 What the fuck are you looking at? 673 00:53:17,850 --> 00:53:18,930 Yeah, can I help you, mate? 674 00:53:20,150 --> 00:53:22,990 Do your best to stir up a bit of animosity, my way. 675 00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:25,390 Shouldn't be too difficult. 676 00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:30,350 I'll pipe up with a few comments on your game to put you on. 677 00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:31,850 Iron that grip. 678 00:53:32,490 --> 00:53:34,150 Tap it, don't smack it. 679 00:53:35,410 --> 00:53:36,890 You want a shot of the forecourt? 680 00:53:37,090 --> 00:53:38,090 I'm just saying. 681 00:53:38,550 --> 00:53:40,150 I need to work on that bridge. 682 00:53:41,210 --> 00:53:43,450 Holding that cue like a crooked dick. 683 00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:46,730 Miss a few shots and blame it on me. 684 00:53:48,650 --> 00:53:51,090 This is when you take umbrage to my advice. 685 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:56,530 What? You think you can do better? Especially from someone who's thingy 686 00:53:56,690 --> 00:53:58,210 Bye, Rachel. Well done. 687 00:53:58,790 --> 00:53:59,790 All right. 688 00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:03,810 You'll have the room on your side, which is exactly where we want them. 689 00:54:04,190 --> 00:54:07,910 Right, lads. You pay your money, you take your fucking chances. Get this in 690 00:54:07,910 --> 00:54:12,150 now. Anyone wants to wake up covered in piss, put £20 in my hand right now. 691 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:14,550 Here's Gary's. I'll make sure I've got Gary's in there. 692 00:54:15,190 --> 00:54:19,770 Tickets to Orton Towers. £20 each. Come on, get them in, lads. Only a game, so 693 00:54:19,770 --> 00:54:21,410 you better believe I'm right. 694 00:54:21,670 --> 00:54:24,570 I'm going to be fucking snookering you tonight. 695 00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:26,010 Big break. 696 00:54:27,850 --> 00:54:28,850 That's all I've got. 697 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,900 Oh, don't worry, mate. 698 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,460 It'll all be over soon, and then you can fuck off. 699 00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:37,140 However we play this, we make it look tight and it looks legit. 700 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,480 Come on. Come on. 701 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,040 Get that. 702 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,098 Get that. 703 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,120 Oh, here we go. 704 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,280 And the winner is... Gary. 705 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:49,640 Come on, Gary. 706 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:55,260 Come on. Yes, we fucking go. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on. 707 00:55:27,299 --> 00:55:30,420 Remember, you're losing to win. Make sure I take the call. 708 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,700 Make it look like you're going to win. 709 00:55:54,030 --> 00:55:57,930 leave me a small window so I can claw back a surprise win. 710 00:56:06,390 --> 00:56:06,950 Once 711 00:56:06,950 --> 00:56:14,190 I 712 00:56:14,190 --> 00:56:17,370 have the cash, depending 713 00:56:17,370 --> 00:56:23,650 on the mood, stay for a while. 714 00:56:24,010 --> 00:56:25,010 An hour or so. 715 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:26,890 And then leave quietly. 716 00:56:28,110 --> 00:56:29,110 Got it? 717 00:56:29,670 --> 00:56:30,670 Got it. 718 00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:34,250 Cool. 719 00:56:34,710 --> 00:56:36,090 Good. Let's do this. 720 00:56:43,350 --> 00:56:45,150 Well, go on then. Me first, yeah. 721 00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:54,780 Lager. What the fuck are you looking at? You think you can do better? 722 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:58,900 All right. 20 pounds. My arm right now. Big brain. It'll all be over soon. 723 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,040 Pleasure. Yeah. 724 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:29,460 Captain! Thank 725 00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:46,260 you 726 00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:48,960 very much, my mate. Thanks a lot. Keep the change, mate. 727 00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:51,580 Hot breakfast. 728 00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:54,870 What's up with you? 729 00:57:55,230 --> 00:57:56,470 Are you still pissed off? 730 00:57:56,830 --> 00:57:57,830 You didn't listen. 731 00:57:58,550 --> 00:58:02,510 Yeah, I also managed to double our money within an hour of you leaving. It was 732 00:58:02,510 --> 00:58:03,149 dead easy. 733 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:05,790 I played and I won. What's wrong with that? 734 00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:07,090 You can never go back there now. 735 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:08,550 But why do you want to? 736 00:58:08,790 --> 00:58:11,610 To play out another hustle. Fuck me, you're stupid. 737 00:58:12,190 --> 00:58:15,970 You know, keep the hustle going, make more money, but no, you had to burn them 738 00:58:15,970 --> 00:58:16,970 bridges, didn't you? 739 00:58:17,330 --> 00:58:20,010 Word gets out on any of them fuckers recognised as well. 740 00:58:20,410 --> 00:58:22,290 That's another hustle down the drain, ain't it? 741 00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:26,908 What the fuck is that? 742 00:58:26,910 --> 00:58:29,390 Coffee. I asked for tea. 743 00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:30,610 No sugar. 744 00:58:31,630 --> 00:58:33,270 I'm not even sure that is coffee. 745 00:58:37,150 --> 00:58:41,490 I'll be riding shotgun, carrying a shotgun. 746 00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:43,830 Yes, I've got a shotgun. 747 00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,770 Shotgun, shotgun, shotgun. 748 00:58:48,370 --> 00:58:51,290 Nothing like a shotgun in your pocket. 749 00:58:51,610 --> 00:58:52,610 Shotgun. 750 00:58:53,590 --> 00:58:55,510 Shotgun. Can you... 751 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,680 It's your gun. 752 00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:11,920 Sing along, Charlie. 753 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,900 Who do you think could win in a fight? Jackie Chan on coke or Gary Boosie on 754 00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:22,900 bath salts? 755 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,500 Oh, come on, mate. You can't keep giving it the silent treatment every time you 756 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:29,580 throw your toys out the trap. 757 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:36,170 What? I'm sorry about what happened back there. I'm sorry that I fucked up. I 758 00:59:36,170 --> 00:59:38,810 was trying to make you happy and, like, just show you that I would rinse those 759 00:59:38,810 --> 00:59:40,310 racist pricks for everything they had. 760 00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:45,050 Okay. I mean it, man. They were fucking out of order in there. It was horrible 761 00:59:45,050 --> 00:59:47,050 the way they treated you. It was out of order. 762 00:59:48,270 --> 00:59:49,270 Jack, what happened? 763 00:59:49,850 --> 00:59:53,410 What? Have you grown up and ended up living in a caravan? 764 00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:54,930 Static home. 765 00:59:55,310 --> 00:59:56,310 There's nothing wrong with that. 766 00:59:56,570 --> 01:00:00,050 Oh, there isn't, Jack. But I've seen that petri dish you lovingly call a 767 01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:03,380 What happened, mate? 768 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:09,320 I found poo, and I was good at it. And then I found drinks and drugs and women. 769 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,900 I fucking hate poo now. 770 01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:15,520 The horrible thing is, it's the only thing I'm good at. 771 01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:18,300 You? 772 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,480 I think Gary Booth, you'd take it, you know. 773 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:25,100 Sick. 774 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,540 I'll be right, son. 775 01:00:29,900 --> 01:00:31,760 Just Gary ain't a son. 776 01:00:32,140 --> 01:00:34,560 Yes, I've got this. Of course. 777 01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:35,940 Of course. 778 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:39,520 Charlie. 779 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,240 That's not your real name, is it? 780 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,440 What are you saying? 781 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:49,440 Charlie's a white guy's name, man. 782 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:50,860 Oh, it was. 783 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:59,900 I fucking 784 01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:00,900 knew it. 785 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:05,280 You're Charlie Chalk. Fuck, I'm hustling with Charlie Chalk. 786 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,560 The second. 787 01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:12,800 Oh, I bet he fucking hated getting beat by you, you know, cos you're thingy, 788 01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:17,180 biracial. And he was one step away from sporting a white pointy hat. Oh! 789 01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:24,460 It was humiliated by a 15 -year -old. 790 01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:27,560 I took control after that. No -one could beat me. 791 01:01:28,970 --> 01:01:30,930 I've just been chasing Doom ever since. 792 01:01:32,410 --> 01:01:33,410 You what? 793 01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:34,790 Doom. 794 01:01:35,110 --> 01:01:36,110 Mr. Doom. 795 01:01:37,150 --> 01:01:38,150 Doom? 796 01:01:38,670 --> 01:01:39,670 No. 797 01:01:42,830 --> 01:01:46,130 You've been playing Paul all your life. You've never heard Doom mentioned once. 798 01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:48,190 I find that hard to believe. 799 01:01:48,430 --> 01:01:51,370 You know, the ghost every bar raconteur claims to have played? 800 01:01:52,050 --> 01:01:53,790 As soon as you're Paul, he's out the door? 801 01:01:55,090 --> 01:01:56,090 Seriously, nothing. 802 01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,940 I don't know what you're talking about, mate. 803 01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:03,400 The story's always the same. 804 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:04,800 It can't be beat. 805 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,180 You clear the table quicker than you can chalk your cue. 806 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,420 This stick he carries in a silver bespoke case. 807 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:20,520 Nothing special or fancy. Just a simple, cheap pool cue. 808 01:02:22,620 --> 01:02:23,620 Well? 809 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:26,840 For your lucky day. 810 01:02:28,740 --> 01:02:29,740 I'll have a pint. 811 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,040 Well, you know, six o 'clock. 812 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:34,960 Get into character. 813 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,620 Yeah, I love 814 01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:31,840 Fucking 815 01:03:51,470 --> 01:03:52,470 What's tonight's play? 816 01:03:52,890 --> 01:03:54,950 Tonight's hustle is nice and loose. 817 01:03:55,990 --> 01:03:57,530 Improvise. Do what you think's best. 818 01:03:57,910 --> 01:03:58,910 You are. 819 01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:00,250 End of the line. 820 01:04:00,610 --> 01:04:01,610 We're straight. 821 01:04:01,730 --> 01:04:02,730 I've got the money. 822 01:04:03,950 --> 01:04:05,210 We can relax and have fun. 823 01:04:05,570 --> 01:04:07,150 So, we're straight? 824 01:04:07,630 --> 01:04:08,630 We're straight. 825 01:04:08,650 --> 01:04:10,390 And now you've got everything you need. 826 01:04:10,590 --> 01:04:11,590 That's it, is it? 827 01:04:11,650 --> 01:04:13,830 Correct. Tonight is our last hustle. 828 01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:18,670 Fuck off. I was just getting warmed up. I've got nothing at all to show for 829 01:04:18,670 --> 01:04:20,630 these past two weeks. You're set free, aren't you? 830 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,880 Can I only imagine a little healthier too, thanks to me. 831 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:25,260 I'm going for a piss. 832 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:27,440 Unbelievable. 833 01:04:33,220 --> 01:04:34,980 I'm going for a piss. Unbelievable. 834 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,540 Healthier. I don't feel healthier. 835 01:06:13,630 --> 01:06:14,790 Okay, big fella there. 836 01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:33,430 I'm telling you, he used me to make money. 837 01:06:34,350 --> 01:06:35,350 It's extra. 838 01:06:35,390 --> 01:06:36,610 Do you want to use me mouth? 839 01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:39,470 He paid off all me debts without even asking. 840 01:06:39,690 --> 01:06:40,690 Can you believe that? 841 01:06:40,770 --> 01:06:41,770 That sounds alright. 842 01:06:42,150 --> 01:06:43,150 Does it? 843 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,720 I wish somebody would do that for me. 844 01:06:45,020 --> 01:06:46,260 Yeah. Yeah. 845 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:47,500 Yeah. Yeah. 846 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,900 Yeah. Yeah. But the only reason he wanted me clean and me shit together is 847 01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:53,800 could use me to pay off his debts. 848 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:59,620 Fuck. Fuck me. Let me get this right. So this Charlie guy paid off your debts? 849 01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:03,840 Yeah. Asked you to play pool with him to pay him back? Yeah. And in return 850 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:07,400 helped you make enough money to pay off his debts? Right. 851 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,020 While helping you get clean? 852 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:10,320 Exactly. 853 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,000 I fail to see what the problem is. 854 01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:18,940 Yeah, but he's sneaky, innit? 855 01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:22,460 You're the one who ran off with his money to pay for a handjob in car park. 856 01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:30,900 Yeah, I know, but... I think you're a bit confused, love. 857 01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:32,540 Oh, fuck. 858 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,040 You're right. 859 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,360 What have I done? 860 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,800 Oh, I need to find him. 861 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000 God, yeah. 862 01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:51,480 Nailed. Nailed! 863 01:07:55,380 --> 01:07:56,440 We are closed. 864 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,120 No table. 865 01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:03,620 I said we are... Oh, hello. 866 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:15,060 You actually tried to help him? 867 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:16,880 I knew you were a nice guy. 868 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:20,000 Yeah, I'm gonna get my hands on more of this own knife. 869 01:08:20,779 --> 01:08:21,779 That was messy. 870 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,680 No! Hold still! 871 01:08:36,899 --> 01:08:37,899 No! Stop! 872 01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:39,340 There are new tables! 873 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,340 How can I make your money if I have no fingers? I need my fingers. 874 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:46,000 I have been ringing and ringing and you've ghosted me for weeks now. 875 01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:47,279 Charlie? 876 01:08:48,779 --> 01:08:49,779 What's going on? 877 01:08:49,819 --> 01:08:53,840 Please tell me that's my money in that bag. Your money? Well, it is a bum bag 878 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:58,640 full of money that I did steal from him. Sorry. See? He has your money. No need 879 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,560 to break my fingers. Hey, whoa, big man! 880 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,120 I'm not pissing about. 881 01:09:02,340 --> 01:09:05,960 To be fair, you are. If you were going to do something, you'd have fucking done 882 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,399 it by now. Is this the fuck -up? Yeah, that's him. 883 01:09:08,990 --> 01:09:13,270 What's Dick Fiore doing here? I'm Gary. Gary? Seriously? Why the fuck is 884 01:09:13,270 --> 01:09:14,490 everyone called Gary? 885 01:09:14,729 --> 01:09:15,729 Is he for real? 886 01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:16,669 I'm afraid so. 887 01:09:16,670 --> 01:09:21,350 Look, it's nearly all there. Full disclosure, I did use a bit of money to 888 01:09:21,350 --> 01:09:22,370 handjob off a prostitute. 889 01:09:22,630 --> 01:09:23,630 What? 890 01:09:24,270 --> 01:09:25,270 Sex worker. 891 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:29,310 I'm not proud, and if it's any consolation, I didn't enjoy it, and I'm 892 01:09:29,310 --> 01:09:30,370 sore down there now. 893 01:09:31,390 --> 01:09:36,300 Disgusting. I'm a weak man and I need help, all right? Just give him the 894 01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:40,080 Why? We earned it. No, I earned it. Do you mean you earned it? 895 01:09:40,340 --> 01:09:44,319 Charlie and I had a good little hustle going a few years back. We did 896 01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:45,600 and we cleaned up. 897 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,800 Then this prick disappears along with the money that I helped him make. 898 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:54,020 Left me in a similar situation as you're in now, didn't you? 899 01:09:54,490 --> 01:09:58,250 pinned to a table and threatened with a pool cue. Except I wasn't just 900 01:09:58,250 --> 01:10:03,310 threatened. I had the foot end shoved in my face and I lost the sight in one of 901 01:10:03,310 --> 01:10:04,930 my eyes. Didn't know that, did you? 902 01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:06,970 It's a bit of a dick move, isn't it? 903 01:10:07,210 --> 01:10:11,330 It's not the first time either. Turns out he owes money all over. So I found 904 01:10:11,330 --> 01:10:16,030 out, everybody, that you fucked over all except one guy who killed himself. 905 01:10:16,950 --> 01:10:19,290 Left his family in a real mess. 906 01:10:20,970 --> 01:10:22,770 Like you give a shit. 907 01:10:23,430 --> 01:10:26,010 So I cleared the debt. I cleared all the debt. 908 01:10:27,110 --> 01:10:28,310 Why? Why? 909 01:10:28,570 --> 01:10:30,110 Because it's the right thing to do. 910 01:10:30,650 --> 01:10:32,170 And he's in my pocket now. 911 01:10:32,490 --> 01:10:34,350 Well, didn't I trip from you, didn't I? 912 01:10:34,870 --> 01:10:39,930 So now he owes me 100k plus interest, and that 40k is the first down payment. 913 01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:42,610 All right. 914 01:10:42,830 --> 01:10:43,830 Here's your money. 915 01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:47,290 I could say it's all there, minus a bit of fun. 916 01:10:47,710 --> 01:10:50,130 I'm giving you two weeks to get the rest together. 917 01:10:50,910 --> 01:10:52,790 And if you don't, I'm back and I'm breaking fingers. 918 01:10:53,930 --> 01:10:57,110 Oh, do you know, it seemed really nice and he had to go and spoil it. It's a 919 01:10:57,110 --> 01:10:59,690 shame. Er, one last thing, Gabrielle. Gaz? 920 01:11:00,190 --> 01:11:01,570 Big Gaz, I told you my name. 921 01:11:01,790 --> 01:11:06,090 Whatever. Listen, I'm happy to take on Charlie's debt. No, come on, Jack. 922 01:11:06,310 --> 01:11:08,750 Caps lock off you. It's not your fucking time to talk. 923 01:11:09,190 --> 01:11:12,790 Why? Play me nine games of nine ball, double or nothing. 924 01:11:13,030 --> 01:11:17,410 If you win, I'll give you another 40 plus take on Charlie's debt. You come to 925 01:11:17,410 --> 01:11:18,410 for the other 60 grand. 926 01:11:18,990 --> 01:11:20,510 OK, and if you win? 927 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:23,590 You give us that 40 that you're holding and the rest of the debt could have 928 01:11:23,590 --> 01:11:26,350 settled. I don't know. Don't sound like wonky odds to me. 929 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:30,590 I've known Charlie long enough to know he wouldn't back a lame arse, which 930 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:34,790 you a thoroughbred. A thoroughbred who's very handy with a pool cue when you're 931 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:36,310 not using it to break fucking fingers. 932 01:11:36,570 --> 01:11:38,670 How is your debt perception on that? Are you rich? 933 01:11:38,890 --> 01:11:40,990 You don't look rich to me. You look broke as fuck. 934 01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:42,590 I can get 40 together. 935 01:11:43,170 --> 01:11:44,310 When and where? 936 01:11:44,870 --> 01:11:46,850 Here, tomorrow, after hours. 937 01:11:47,230 --> 01:11:48,230 Oh. 938 01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:49,430 Oh, really? 939 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,800 Er, there's five grand in it for you if I win. 940 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:53,840 OK. 941 01:11:56,260 --> 01:11:57,280 Who are you? 942 01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:00,860 Doom. 943 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:03,240 What? 944 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,820 You can call me Mr Doom. 945 01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,920 Whatever. See you tomorrow, Dr Doom. 946 01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:15,220 No, it's Mr... Oh, for fuck's... What? 947 01:12:16,820 --> 01:12:20,390 I can't be... I can't believe you actually came back. What were you 948 01:12:20,690 --> 01:12:22,210 Were you even thinking? 949 01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:26,730 I was thinking that no one's looked after me the way you have in a long 950 01:12:26,730 --> 01:12:30,370 made me want to sort myself out. I was thinking I should track you down, 951 01:12:30,490 --> 01:12:31,870 apologise and thank you. 952 01:12:32,370 --> 01:12:35,210 Oh. And then I found out you're a fucking con man. 953 01:12:35,510 --> 01:12:36,369 Hang on. 954 01:12:36,370 --> 01:12:40,270 I was the one pinned down to a table, inches away from having his fingers 955 01:12:40,270 --> 01:12:42,910 because you ran off with my money to get a handjob from a hooker. 956 01:12:43,370 --> 01:12:44,370 Sex worker. 957 01:12:44,430 --> 01:12:45,950 Sex worker. It doesn't matter. 958 01:12:46,890 --> 01:12:48,810 And then you just stood there and made things worse. 959 01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:51,590 Oh, yeah, it really looked like you had an handle on the situation. 960 01:12:52,010 --> 01:12:53,330 I took one for the team. 961 01:12:53,730 --> 01:12:57,450 We're not a team. I came back with the money and got you off the hook. You're 962 01:12:57,450 --> 01:12:59,610 welcome. Get this through your thick skull. 963 01:12:59,830 --> 01:13:01,290 We are not a team. 964 01:13:01,590 --> 01:13:03,050 Fine, I'm better solo anyway. 965 01:13:03,470 --> 01:13:04,470 Is your Mr. Doom? 966 01:13:04,610 --> 01:13:05,650 Yeah, that's right. 967 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,790 Well, you are is a deluded fuck -up. 968 01:13:09,130 --> 01:13:13,010 Do you know what? Until recently, I'd have agreed with you. But I just found 969 01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:15,130 you're more of a fuck -up than I could ever be. 970 01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:16,590 Excuse me. 971 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:20,210 You owe large amounts of money to multiple people that you've conned and 972 01:13:20,210 --> 01:13:23,990 advantage of, some of which have even taken their own fucking lives, from 973 01:13:23,990 --> 01:13:26,230 I see nowhere to remorse from you, by the way. 974 01:13:26,690 --> 01:13:28,590 Please, don't hold back. Say how you feel. 975 01:13:29,410 --> 01:13:33,390 You go from place to place like a black Michael Landon, but instead of helping 976 01:13:33,390 --> 01:13:37,790 people, you systematically break them down. The only interesting thing about 977 01:13:37,790 --> 01:13:42,150 is that you're chasing some mythical pool player that you hope to beat one 978 01:13:42,290 --> 01:13:43,510 Hi, by the way. 979 01:13:44,450 --> 01:13:45,450 You finished? 980 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:49,320 Above all, you treat everyone else as if they're beneath you, when really you're 981 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:50,600 just as messed up as everyone. 982 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,880 You're a sad, misguided, lonely individual. 983 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,160 The only thing decent in your life is a fucking pub game. 984 01:13:57,980 --> 01:14:00,620 At least I know who I am. Oh, I know who you are. 985 01:14:07,940 --> 01:14:09,300 Thanks for the coffee, Anna, love. 986 01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:10,940 That's OK, Jack. 987 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,080 What are you going to do if you lose? 988 01:14:14,190 --> 01:14:16,930 Well, I suppose we're going to have to start hustling again until the debt's 989 01:14:16,930 --> 01:14:17,930 paid off. 990 01:14:19,270 --> 01:14:20,530 You're in my pocket now. 991 01:14:21,570 --> 01:14:23,030 Follow your dirt, Charlie boy. 992 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:31,190 Right, I'd better go and get my beauty sleep before my date with Estelle Lopez, 993 01:14:31,330 --> 01:14:31,869 an't I? 994 01:14:31,870 --> 01:14:32,870 I'll see you later. 995 01:14:33,450 --> 01:14:35,430 All right, love, don't be chasing waterfalls. 996 01:14:36,590 --> 01:14:37,590 What's he on about? 997 01:14:38,170 --> 01:14:39,350 Bit quieter, innit? 998 01:15:28,470 --> 01:15:31,590 Rules are simple. Best of nine rounds of fastball. 999 01:15:32,890 --> 01:15:37,930 Now, gents, remember, you've got no more than 30 seconds to make your shot. Got 1000 01:15:37,930 --> 01:15:38,930 it? Got it. 1001 01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:43,210 Good. We lag for the first two breaks. Winner stays on, breaks. 1002 01:15:44,130 --> 01:15:46,270 Go to a deciding game, we lag again. 1003 01:15:47,150 --> 01:15:48,150 Okay? 1004 01:15:48,470 --> 01:15:49,470 Okay. 1005 01:15:50,290 --> 01:15:51,350 Off you go, gents. 1006 01:16:08,330 --> 01:16:09,330 Gas breaks. 1007 01:16:09,790 --> 01:16:10,790 It's a flood, bro. 1008 01:16:21,570 --> 01:16:22,570 Golden break. 1009 01:16:24,050 --> 01:16:25,210 First game to gas. 1010 01:16:26,150 --> 01:16:29,510 Shit. You're going to regret today for a long time, Dr. Doom. 1011 01:16:30,070 --> 01:16:31,130 Mr. Doom. 1012 01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:32,630 Whatever, 1013 01:16:32,830 --> 01:16:34,610 bro. Or more like this, and he wins. 1014 01:16:34,990 --> 01:16:37,650 Yeah, cheers for that, Charlie. I'd be lost without you, mate. 1015 01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:55,860 Jack breaks. 1016 01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,080 Ruck them up. 1017 01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:39,000 Second round goes to... Boom. 1018 01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:46,220 This is it. 1019 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:47,820 May the best man win. 1020 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,580 I know you haven't got the money for this game. Fucking look at you. 1021 01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:52,780 But I know you can make me money with interest. 1022 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,040 Looks like I'll have both of you in my pocket soon. 1023 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,540 Must be a lot of room in that bum bag. 1024 01:18:25,390 --> 01:18:26,390 My break. 1025 01:18:39,470 --> 01:18:40,650 Are you going to break or what? 1026 01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:43,470 Look, just a thought. 1027 01:18:44,090 --> 01:18:45,970 How about I give you the 40 grand? 1028 01:18:46,330 --> 01:18:48,870 We call it a day and we just forget about the debt. 1029 01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:50,370 Are you joking? 1030 01:18:50,590 --> 01:18:52,270 No. Charlie, do I joke? 1031 01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:53,610 Um, well... No. 1032 01:18:54,220 --> 01:18:56,020 I don't. I'm a very serious man. 1033 01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,280 You're scared. 1034 01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:59,920 I'm giving you a way out. A way out? 1035 01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:02,940 If I win, you lose everything. 1036 01:19:03,140 --> 01:19:06,960 And I'm guessing you need this money to cover the debt that our good pal Charlie 1037 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:07,960 got you into. 1038 01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:09,380 I knew there'd be some kind of hustle. 1039 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:13,020 There's no hustle. I'm pausing for a second to give you a way... A way out, 1040 01:19:13,060 --> 01:19:14,060 yeah. I urge you. 1041 01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:16,640 Surely this is longer than 30 seconds. 1042 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:20,740 I think he has a point there. Listen, you need this well more than I do. It's 1043 01:19:20,740 --> 01:19:22,680 really admirable that you cleared those debts, man. 1044 01:19:23,060 --> 01:19:27,250 Yeah. But you're forgetting one very important thing. Yeah, and what's that? 1045 01:19:29,210 --> 01:19:30,630 I couldn't give a fuck. 1046 01:19:32,210 --> 01:19:33,370 Last chance, big man. 1047 01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:34,770 Play the game. 1048 01:19:36,510 --> 01:19:37,710 I sure can't. 1049 01:19:50,060 --> 01:19:53,780 Are you sure? You can walk away with the 40 grand now. Play the game. 1050 01:19:56,260 --> 01:20:01,000 A man can either be good at pool or good at sex. 1051 01:20:01,900 --> 01:20:02,900 There's no in -between. 1052 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:35,320 Thank you, Phil. 1053 01:20:36,060 --> 01:20:38,000 Golden rake. Mr. Doom wins. 1054 01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:45,000 It's just a... You know. 1055 01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:46,540 No, I know. 1056 01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:51,120 I can go round the block again if you want. 1057 01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:55,640 I think six times is enough, you know. 1058 01:21:56,940 --> 01:21:57,940 This is the one. 1059 01:21:59,660 --> 01:22:00,660 I'm here for you, mate. 1060 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,160 Thanks, man. 1061 01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:08,400 I really need to know... 1062 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:14,520 Are you down? 1063 01:22:17,740 --> 01:22:19,320 You might want to let that one go, mate. 1064 01:22:22,660 --> 01:22:23,660 Okay. 1065 01:22:24,980 --> 01:22:29,180 I just want to, um... Thank you for... It's all good. 1066 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:30,920 All good. Go. 1067 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,500 I meant to ask you. 1068 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:38,720 What? 1069 01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:40,620 What's your real name? 1070 01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:43,240 Richard. 1071 01:22:44,910 --> 01:22:45,910 Richard Bott. 1072 01:22:51,030 --> 01:22:52,270 We'll stick with Charlie, eh? 1073 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:03,510 Wish me luck, Vic. 1074 01:24:28,740 --> 01:24:31,440 Don't sit around, you're going to put it on your waistline. 1075 01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:35,240 Don't stand alone in these strangest of times. 1076 01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:39,020 There's no explaining the things that might happen. 1077 01:24:39,780 --> 01:24:42,480 There's now a new home for technology in fashion. 1078 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:47,460 She heard it from someone in Hong Kong who read it on a screen in Beijing. It 1079 01:24:47,460 --> 01:24:49,680 was posted on a site in Seattle. 1080 01:24:50,860 --> 01:24:54,000 And me, I read it on the back of a cigarette packet and it said... 1081 01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:03,110 They're taking me way high. 1082 01:25:03,730 --> 01:25:06,270 I like it when we know sugar. 1083 01:25:07,930 --> 01:25:09,950 When I'm out on the highway. 1084 01:25:13,050 --> 01:25:19,990 She said she was looking for a basic 1085 01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:23,890 introduction and that creation is an anagram of reaction. 1086 01:25:24,450 --> 01:25:27,990 Said she was a user IBM out of South Africa. 1087 01:25:28,620 --> 01:25:31,520 I was a receiver in a cafe bar in Manchester. 1088 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:36,240 I replied that boredom is an anagram of bedroom and that it's so good to see 1089 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:41,040 kids on the streets again. The only people I don't wish to meet are singing 1090 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:45,440 the pigeons in Senile Street and that, yes, this is a new revolution. 1091 01:25:47,020 --> 01:25:48,020 Revolution. 1092 01:25:49,300 --> 01:25:54,920 They say give me way high, but that could buy me no sugar. 1093 01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:20,500 The man on the Mac in Macedonia hits on the girl with the fully loaded PC in DC. 1094 01:26:21,780 --> 01:26:24,100 This is definitely a new revolution. 1095 01:26:55,850 --> 01:27:02,750 I guess I'll just scoot along to Dry or Atlas or Dukes of 92. 1096 01:27:04,810 --> 01:27:11,750 Open up a new website and maybe call it... Mr. Moon, play that tune. 1097 01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:16,630 Groovy, Mama. 1098 01:27:16,770 --> 01:27:17,770 Groovy. 1099 01:27:19,270 --> 01:27:22,070 This is definitely a new era, I'm sure. 1100 01:27:39,950 --> 01:27:42,450 Seriously, why the fuck is everyone called Garry?